Ten things never said on the Ark
10. Did anyone think about bring a couple of umbrellas?
9. Hey, there are more than two flies on here.
8. Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?
7. O.K., who's the wise guy who brought two misquitos on board?
6. Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants - QUICK!
5. And whatever you do, DO NOT PULL this plug out...
4. No, Ham, you cannot eat the pig.
3. Do not make me pull this ark over and come back there.
2. Nice doggie..
1. Are we there yet?
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